Doing a Becker...

Has anyone else noticed that the woman at the beginning of the Sandals advert bears more than a passing resemblance to Linda Barker, she who will endorse anything vaguely home related? Who could forget those disturbing commercials with David Seaman?

Today's blog will have to be equivalent in terms of length to Boris Becker's visit to Nobu's janitorial closet as myy deadlines are rapidly approaching and the panic is setting in, although not as much as it should as my essay deadline's been pushed back to Thursday. Thank the lord for the incompetence of the administration department.

So today, I'll leave you to entertain yourselves with Noel Edmunds.