Put the mullet down and step away, the fashion police have been called
As some of you may know, one of the soaps that I love is hollyoaks. Those of you who've watched it over the years may remember the Hunter Family. Recently, the various characters that made up this family have disappeared. Dan was killed in a fiery explosion in his rally car, Ellie was disowned by the family after it turned out her dead husband was a serial killer, the parents were shipped off to Cyprus, Lee was kicked out of college and went to do good in Thailand with Zara Morgan and Lisa... well, Lisa got her own spin off show along with the resident fireman eye candy, Ben, called Hollyoaks: Let Loose. Absolute dross.
Bear with me, there is a point to this.
I never much cared for Lisa, with her thick Birmingham accent, bad dress sense and general resemblance to a rugby player with eyeshadow. The boyfriend and I used to smirk when she appeared on screen, whinging at someone in her monotonous voice and in an array of hideous outfits.
Unfortunately, it appears that Gemma Atkinson, the actress who plays Lisa, has chosen to emulate her onscreen alter ego's dress sense. Whilst reading the new issue of Heat magazine yesterday, I was stunned into silence for several minutes by this abomination of an outfit, not to mention her new hair cut.
If you're eating, please look away now.
crimes against fashion: michelle bass, gemma atkinson
Michelle Bass, the woman on the left, is not much better. Some of you may remember her as the bunny boiler from Big Brother 5 who chased Stu and called everyone chicken. Since dumping Stu and getting a boob job, she's trawled every last channel for a job and ended up with soft core porn. Is ritual humiliation part of her contract as presenter of Channel X? I can't help wondering what on earth she was thinking when she allowed some makeup girl to stick those hideous wings on her eyelids. Or perhaps thats 'in' in Newcastle?
Yeuch.
PS some of you may've noticed that Sunday Night Live posted twice. I have no idea why.
Bear with me, there is a point to this.
I never much cared for Lisa, with her thick Birmingham accent, bad dress sense and general resemblance to a rugby player with eyeshadow. The boyfriend and I used to smirk when she appeared on screen, whinging at someone in her monotonous voice and in an array of hideous outfits.
Unfortunately, it appears that Gemma Atkinson, the actress who plays Lisa, has chosen to emulate her onscreen alter ego's dress sense. Whilst reading the new issue of Heat magazine yesterday, I was stunned into silence for several minutes by this abomination of an outfit, not to mention her new hair cut.
If you're eating, please look away now.
crimes against fashion: michelle bass, gemma atkinson
Michelle Bass, the woman on the left, is not much better. Some of you may remember her as the bunny boiler from Big Brother 5 who chased Stu and called everyone chicken. Since dumping Stu and getting a boob job, she's trawled every last channel for a job and ended up with soft core porn. Is ritual humiliation part of her contract as presenter of Channel X? I can't help wondering what on earth she was thinking when she allowed some makeup girl to stick those hideous wings on her eyelids. Or perhaps thats 'in' in Newcastle?
Yeuch.
PS some of you may've noticed that Sunday Night Live posted twice. I have no idea why.
posted by adulescent at 5:50 PM
1 Comments:
who eva is writin all this rubbish y slag gemma off she gewjus dont be jelous ok
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