HMWJC? - How Much Would Jesus Charge?

So, we've all read about the stories of people selling their kidneys, virginity and souls on ebay, but surfing around on ebay today, I came acorss some fruit loop who has gone one better.

Buy Jesus!

Well, not quite. Apparently, some time in 1984 in a small town, a tall, handsome and 'golden' Jesus visited our religious entrepeneur and bestowed upon him the answers to all of life's most vital questions- you can buy the cure for cancer, the location of heaven and the solution for world peace for the startingly price of only £7000.

Bargain.